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Squeaky Clean Cheeks

Made in a little corner of a garage in Connecticut

Why Buy a Holey Hiker Bidet?

Image by Aldo Hernandez

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Legit Cottage Business

This started in the corner of a storage room in Connecticut. Not a factory. Not a facility. A corner. With a 3D printer, a lot of trail miles, and a stubborn belief that nobody had built the right backpacking bidet yet.

Four years later the answer was injection molded, four-holed, and weighs about as much as a new born Hummingbird.

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The Bidet Itself

4 grams. Four holes. One arrow so you know exactly which way to point it, make it yours with a Sharpie or go full personality with sparkly nail polish, we genuinely don't care. Works best with a Smartwater bottle but gets along with most standard plastic bottles.The spray is strong. The weight is nothing. The learning curve is approximately 10 seconds.

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Keeping it Local

  • Texas-sourced plastic.

  • Family-owned injection molding right here in Connecticut.

  • O-rings from Vietnam via New Hampshire. We can get into this later.

  • Final assembly in Paul's corner of the garage. There is a reasonable chance my 80 year old parents put your O-ring on. Quality control looks a little different around here. 

Snowy Mountain Peaks

Prefer to shop somewhere else?

Fair enough.

In USA you can purchase Holey Hiker Bidets at Garage Grown Gear

In Canada you can purchase Holey Hikers over at Gear Trade

In New Zealand you can buy them from Pack Gear Go

and in Australia over at Ultralight Gear

In Europe you can find them at Biwak or over at Outdoorline

Our newest online partner Kula Cloth

And of course...there is always online at Walmart or Amazon

How to use a

Holey Hiker Bidet

How to put it in a bottle

Does it really get rid of all the poop?

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