Please keep in mind that you will receive no cutesy note or extra packing material to cut down on waste. You will get just a bidet in a little box wrapped in a single piece of paper :) 

If your bidet malfunctions or gets destroyed by a bear within 900 days of buying it, we will send out a new bidet to you. If it breaks after 900 days and you have a really good story about how it got destroyed, please share it with us. If it's interesting enough, I'll share it at the dinner table with the family and have them vote on whether a free replacement should be sent out. 

We normally package the bidets around 7pm and ship out the next day. If you are a late-night shopper, it will get packaged the next day at 7pm and sent out the day after that.

You will be sent a confirmation email with the shipping # after it is packed. 

If you do not receive a bidet within 2 weeks of ordering please contact us!